being a boyfriend

*The following are how girls interpert aspects of the relationship 1. Affection - If you like her too much, you're needy. If you don't like her enough, you're uninterested. 2. Individuality - If you disagree with her over things you're passionate about, you're an asshole. If you agree with her to not complicate things, you're whipped. 3. Friends - If you turn her down to hang with your friends sometimes, you're an asshole (again). If you do too much with her, you're clingy and don't have enough friends. 4. Compliments - If you don't compliment her well enough, then you think she's ugly. If you compliment her too much, all you want is sex. 5. Sex - If you want to have sex after the first few dates, you're a sex addict. If you wait until you think she's ready, you're gay.